After the last promotion blitz that I did for The Kult, I decided to plan another one for the second book in the series, Killers. Using the results from last time, I am using the following places for ads to promote the 99c sale:
June 25th: Bookbub
June 25th: Ebook bargain news
June 25th: Indie Book Bargains
June 27th: Bookblast
June 28th: ENT
July 1st: Kindle Books and Tips
Three of those are prepaid ads, which have cost $325 ((£211). ENT charge after the promotion, asking for 25% of the money from the sales their ad generated.
For the last promotion, Bookbub ran the The Kult as a horror novel, this time Killers is being run as a thriller.
The results after the first day are excellent and any reservations I had about promoting the second book in a series have been blown away.
Amazon.com total sales: 811
Amazon.co.uk: 8
Amazon.com sales rank: #150 Paid in Kindle Store
Sales of the first book, The Kult at full price, 42
Barnes & Noble sales rank: 30 (won't know actual sales there until Smashwords updates)
http://www.amazon.com/Killers-Prosper-Snow-novel-ebook/dp/B005U3KOUI/
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Killers-Prosper-Snow-novel-ebook/dp/B005U3KOUI/
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/killers-shaun-jeffrey/1107044351?ean=2940032810643&itm=1&usri=shaun+jeffrey
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Saturday, May 04, 2013
Paid Promotion Blitz Experiment
My experiences with paid advertising have been mediocre, but in those cases, it's usually been a single random add posted now and again. Now I've planned a promotion blitz with my novel, The Kult, starting next weekend. I'm using lots of sites to see whether combining them over a few days will work better (of course what works for one book won't work for another and there are lots of variables).So first, the stats. The Kult has been out for a few years now, but I've decided to give it a big push. The story has been filmed by an independent production company and is currently in post production. On Amazon.com it has 28 reviews and an average of 4.4 stars. On Amazon.co.uk it has 25 reviews and an average of 4.4 stars too. (On Goodreads it has 191 ratings with an average of 4.02).
Now I've already reduced the price from $2.99 to 99c to avoid any mishaps for the planned week, and I'm promoting utilising the following sites:
May 11th
http://www.bookbub.com/home/
http://bargainebookhunter.com/
http://storyfinds.com/
http://www.booktweetingservice.com/
http://www.indie-book-bargains.co.uk/
http://booksliced.com/
http://mommasaysread.com/
http://addictedtoebooks.com/
http://www.freebookshub.co.uk/
http://www.eBookLister.net
http://www.fkbooksandtips.com/
May 12th
http://www.freebooksy.com/
http://kindlenationdaily.com/
http://bookiniste.com/
http://www.ehorrorbargains.com/
May 13th
http://www.thekindlebookreview.net/
http://www.kboards.com/
http://thecheapebook.com/live/
http://www.ereaderutopia.com/
http://ereadernewstoday.com/
May 14th
http://www.bookblast.co/
http://thefrugalereader.com/
http://digitalbooktoday.com/
May 15th
http://www.kuforum.co.uk/
(I've also contacted the following sites, but promotion is not guaranteed and I've not heard back from them at the moment: http://www.pixelofink.com) and http://blog.booksontheknob.org/)
Of course I'd love any help people can give me by reposting any ads or links they see during the promotion.
The total cost of this promotion blitz is $613 (£393) and to recoup my costs I've got to sell 1751 copies. I'll post the results after the event. And here's a couple of links to the books:
http://www.amazon.com/Kult-Prosper-Snow-novel-ebook/dp/B004TGT3S6/
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kult-Prosper-Snow-novel-ebook/dp/B004TGT3S6/
Barnes & Noble
Sunday, April 28, 2013
The subconscious mind and acupuncture.
Have you ever turned left when you should have turned right, or vice-versa? Ever wondered why? I did this last week when taking my son to the hospital at Liverpool. Although we make the trip a couple of times a year, and although I know the way perfectly well, at the end of my road, I turned left instead of right, and it wasn’t until I was a hundred yards or so along the road that I realised my mistake and turned around. But my question is ‘why did I turn left?’ Did something happen subconsciously that made me take the turn? Did my subconscious know something that I didn’t, such as if I’d turned right as I was supposed to, we might have been involved in a traffic accident? I’d like to believe that we do things for a reason, even if we don’t know what that reason is, and that sometimes, a far greater power steps in to help us avoid incidents. Of course I could have just not been concentrating, and I’ll never know for sure, but it would be nice to think someone was watching out for us.
As anyone who has read my blog knows, I sprained my ankle in a mudrun last year, and I’ve been plagued by problems with it since. In order to help my recovery, last week I went for some acupuncture. I also had treatment for my hip, which is also painful, and although I was a little sceptical, I must say that a couple of days later, the pain has noticeably lessened, which is a good thing as next Sunday I’m competing in the Mad Monk run. I will be going back next week for some more treatment, but I wonder who first thought it would be a good idea to use people as pin cushions to help treat them, and who was the first person to actually let them do it? It sounds more like something a sadist would do, but as long as it works, I’m quite happy to continue with the treatment.
Now although these two things are about different things, they are tied by another strange occurrence. When I was in a running shop in Chester a few weeks ago having my gait tested and buying some new running shoes, the lady serving me mentioned that if I hadn't tried it, then acupuncture might help with the pain from my sprained ankle. I didn't think much of it until a week or so later I was on a course and the instructor mentioned that he had just been for acupuncture, and that he swore by it. Again it seemed that someone or something was guiding me to give it a try, so I obtained the details of the person the instructor used, and well, if you've read this far, you know the rest.
Serendipity. Chance. Good fortune. Divine intervention. Whatever it is, things often fall into place for reasons we cannot fathom. Shakespeare said it best when he wrote: “There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”
Labels:
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Sunday, April 07, 2013
Deadfall (new cover), marathon training and a short break
I recently hired Karri Klawiter to design a new cover for Deadfall (she has previously done covers for The Kult, Killers, Day by Day and The Heist, http://artbykarri.com/) The novel hasn't been available in paperback since the previous publisher closed up shop, but I'm preparing a new paperback version that will hopefully be available soon.
For now, Kindle and Smashwords ebook copies are still available:
***
A team of mercenaries race to an abandoned mining village to rescue two children held hostage by rogue ex-soldiers. But the kidnappers are a ruse, the real threat more terrifying than any of them could imagine.
Aided by a couple of unsuspecting eco-warriors, mercenary team leader Amber Redgrave must fight to survive against foes that don't sleep and don't feel pain.
Now as the body count rises, so do the stakes, and when the dead won't stay dead, there's going to be hell to pay.
***
I recently decided to enter my first marathon (I think all this exercise is either my mid-life crisis or the fear of my own mortality. Either that or I'm just going crazy): The Lock Ness Marathon in September. It's still around five months away, but my training has already hit an obstacle when my previously sprained ankle started playing up again. I don't know whether this was compounded by changing my running style, as I have tried to adopt a midfoot strike, which involves different muscles to those I was using previously. It's supposed to be a more efficient way of running, as my previous style was more of a heel strike, which is like putting the brakes on all the time. I will have to reserve judgement until I can run again.
I also had my running gait analysed at Up & Running in Chester, and as I assumed I do slightly overpronate, but not as badly as I feared. While there, I purchased a new pair of shoes (Brooks Adrenaline GTS 13), but I've not been able to try them yet. But as I'm running in the next Wild Warrior race, The Mad Monk next month, I really need to get training again (this one involves yet more obstacles and an open water swim across a river), but I don't want to rush it and make the pain worse, so I'll just have to settle for less impact exercises such as cycling for now, just to keep my fitness levels up to scratch.
I really missed not being able to run over the last couple of days though as we had a short break in Greenacres at Porthmadog. I was itching to run along the beach (featured in the picture below), but knew that I had to restrain myself. Anyway, here are a couple of photos I took while there:
It was quite strange seeing a little sunshine while on Black Rock Sands, but then having snow-capped mountains in the distance.
This second photo is of Llyn Celyn, a large reservoir in the valley of the River Tryweryn in Gwynedd, North Wales. The water was so calm that it resulted in this perfect mirror image.
Monday, March 04, 2013
Win a special limited edition novella, The Heist
I'm running a very special competition to win 1 of 10 physical copies of my new release, The Heist. These are a special limited edition as there are no other physical copies available, and they are not for sale (ebook Kindle copies are available to buy from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk).
Each copy is signed and numbered and I'll be giving 6 copies away. Instructions to win one are below, but it's easy to enter and just requires either signing up to the newsletter, posting on Twitter etc, or a combination of all possible ways.
Good luck to all those who enter.
a Rafflecopter giveaway
After a vicious robbery at a theme park, callous gang leader, Greg Armstrong blows up a rollercoaster to aid their escape, resulting in eighty-seven deaths. Months later, Kurt Vaughn and his family are enjoying a day out geocaching, but Kurt is about to discover that there’s more to the treasure hunt than he realises as the caches supposedly lead to the stolen money, and the crooks are on the trail. Now Kurt and his family find themselves pawns in a far more deadly game.
Novella approximately 24k words.
(For all budding sleuths or those who like puzzles, there's a puzzle at the end of the story that if you can work it out, gives you details of a webpage where you can play a mini, interactive text adventure. It ideally requires a Java enabled web browser for one part, although it will work without.)
Each copy is signed and numbered and I'll be giving 6 copies away. Instructions to win one are below, but it's easy to enter and just requires either signing up to the newsletter, posting on Twitter etc, or a combination of all possible ways.
Good luck to all those who enter.
a Rafflecopter giveaway
After a vicious robbery at a theme park, callous gang leader, Greg Armstrong blows up a rollercoaster to aid their escape, resulting in eighty-seven deaths. Months later, Kurt Vaughn and his family are enjoying a day out geocaching, but Kurt is about to discover that there’s more to the treasure hunt than he realises as the caches supposedly lead to the stolen money, and the crooks are on the trail. Now Kurt and his family find themselves pawns in a far more deadly game.
Novella approximately 24k words.
(For all budding sleuths or those who like puzzles, there's a puzzle at the end of the story that if you can work it out, gives you details of a webpage where you can play a mini, interactive text adventure. It ideally requires a Java enabled web browser for one part, although it will work without.)
Monday, February 25, 2013
Horror and Dark Fiction in the U.S. Guest Blog By JG Faherty

Today I have a guest post by JG Faherty, whose work I would highly recommend you check out. So without further ado, take it away, JG:
You folks reading this may not know me, but
Shaun Jeffrey does. That's why I'm guest blogging today.
Shaun and I go way back, although we've never met. We became acquainted via the internet (no dirty thoughts – it was a writer's critique group!) and grew to be friends. This happened because we enjoyed each other's writing and shared a love of horror and what I call dark fiction, which can cover everything from straightforward mysteries to mystery-action adventure with a supernatural twist.
Shaun has graciously allowed me to hog his
blog today because I'm promoting a new novel, The Burning Time. It's a supernatural tale involving country magic,
good-vs.-evil, a town under siege by a malevolent being, and a touch of
Lovecraftian mythos tossed in for good measure. You folks in the U.K. can
purchase it on Amazon or barnesandnoble.com. But that's not what I want to talk
about today.Today I want to talk about the similarities and differences between U.K. horror and U.S. horror. At least as I see them.
I don't know about your side of the pond,
but over here some people find it difficult to read U.K. writers. Oh, sure,
you've got the big names who do well: Clive Barker, Ramsey Campbell, Tim
Lebbon. And I'm sure we've got a few names who you'd recognize immediately:
Stephen King, Peter Straub, Dean Koontz. But we both have many other writers,
fine writers, who seem to get lost in the shuffle or overlooked because of the
which side of the Atlantic they write on.
Now, right off the bat, let's do away with
the silly claims that it's all about language. Sure, there are some
differences. Your writers use 'ou' instead of just 'o' in certain words (color
vs. colour) or 's' instead of 'z' (realisation vs. realization). Some of your
slang is different ('er' or 'erm' for you, 'um' for us when expression
hesitation; you use 'bloody' as an adjective to express strong irritation or to
emphasize foul language while we usually just add a second naughty word). But
it's not like we speak two different languages (Cockney aside; I mean, who the
hell can understand that? It's worse than trying to decipher Australian
slang!). Seriously. I'm pretty sure you're understanding everything I write for
this blog, and if I read a sentence like "Tim realised Derrick was a
creature from another planet right before the bloody arsehole shot him in the
leg." I'm not sitting there scratching my head in confusion. Furthermore,
with the way our planet is turning into one big community, thanks to phones and
TV and Twitter and Facebook, we're sharing plenty of common slang and
definitely cursing at each other in common ways.So language is off the table. Is it sensibilities? I doubt it. If you read the horror and dark fiction genres, you're not easily offended, man or woman. Just check out Sarah Pinborough's website and blog, or her facebook page. She looks like an angel but curses like a sailor. And she's written many a bloody, gory scene in her novels to go along with the terrifyingly suspenseful ones.
Is it political or economic differences?
No. That may have been true a hundred years ago, but no longer. You have a
Queen and a Parliment; we have a President and a Congress. But we share a
common problem – most politicians are damn crooks! Plus, we're all in the same
economic downward spiral. Jobs are scarce, we hate our bosses, the rich are
always trying to screw the middle class. Other than Europe mucking around with
the Euro and trying to create a global currency, the only difference is who we
have to pay our taxes to.
So what is it, then? Well, I have an idea.
It's style.
The U.K, style for horror and dark fiction
involves more suspense; things don't always start with a big bang and then
rocket page after page, adventure to adventure, until a climax is reached. The
pace is often slower, with a steady, suspenseful build up to the climax.
Here in the U.S., much more of our writing
is rapid and fast from the start; even the pace of the language is faster.
Now, I'm not blaming you for this. I can
blame you for Simon Cowell and haggis and the unexplainable popularity of
Indian food, but not for the differences in our writing. This one falls
entirely on us, much like Justin Bieber and the Kardashians.
America is a land of instant gratification.
Fast food (we invented McDonalds so we could eat on the go), fast music (we
corrupted classic heavy metal into speed metal), and fast movies/television (we
took the rapid style of MTV videos and made it an essential part of all movies
and TV shows). And we've done it with books, too. Nowadays, you have about ten
seconds to grab a reader's interest or he/she is gone. Attention spans over
here are like those of children on sugar highs.
Sure, there are some American writers who
have succeeded while sticking with the more traditional suspense model – what
Charles L. Grant called 'quiet horror' – but they are few and far between.
Peter Straub. Charles L. Grant. Ray Bradbury. These are writers who did – and
still do, in Straub's case – build a story slowly, using atmosphere like a main
character. Every chapter didn't have to be the literary equivalent of a Quentin
Tarantino or Guy Richie movie.
Here's the problem, though. In the U.S.,
most readers want that rapid-fire style, because it's the only thing that keeps
their attention focused on the book. For us, it's like going back and watching
the movies of the 40s or 50s. Tooooo Sloooooow.
We don't know how to sit down, relax, and
just read.
This is a particular problem for me, as a
writer, because I tend to prefer the slow, suspenseful model. Not that I'm
writing with the same pace as Masterpiece Theater – god help me! But I do like
to create layers, to build to climaxes instead of just slapping readers with
one after another.
This is probably one of the reasons Shaun
and I grew to appreciate each other's writing. He knows how to do this, too. He
doesn't shy away from blood and guts, he doesn't forget to include the chapter
and ending climaxes that make your hair stand on end or keep you wondering who
the killer is until the very last page, but he does build to those climaxes. He
sets the stage, he uses setting and feelings and tiny, hidden clues to make you
climb that ladder before you suddenly realize how high you are and you're about
to fall off.
A book is like a roller coaster. There are
two kinds: the ones that race up and down the hills with two speeds – fast and
really fast. Then there are the ones that go slower up the hills, so you feel
each vibration, each clink and clunk that makes you wonder if the tracks are
falling apart and you're about to tumble to your death. That steady uphill
climb also give you time to think about exactly how high you are, and how steep
and dangerous that eventual downhill run is going to be. It puts that knot in
your stomach as you wait.....
It's called anticipation, and it's what's
lacking in a lot of U.S. novels today. It's a style I wish more writers would
return to.
Think about movies. What scared you more, The Exorcist or Saw? Sure, Saw was
bloody, but did it leave you frightened afterwards? Or how about the difference
between the original Alien and the
foolishness of Alien vs. Predator?
Suspense. It's what makes horror and
mysteries truly terrifying.
So, if you like to be frightened, like to
be kept on the edge of your seat, let me recommend some books to you:
By me (gotta plug myself!): The
Burning Time, Carnival of Fear, The Cold Spot
By Shaun (gotta plug my friend!): The
Heist, The Kult, Voyeurs of Death
By other writers: The Hidden (Sarah
Pinborough), Julia, Shadowland (Peter Straub), Something Wicked This Way Comes
(Ray Bradbury), Pressure (Jeff Strand)
Besides THE BURNING TIME, JG Faherty is the
author of the Bram Stoker Award®-nominated GHOSTS OF CORONADO BAY. His other
books include CEMETERY CLUB, CARNIVAL OF FEAR, THE COLD SPOT, and HE WAITS,
along with 50-odd short stories. Although he is American to the core, he does
enjoy Guinness, fish & chips, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, and British
heavy metal. As a child, his favorite playground was a 17th-century cemetery,
which many people feel explains a lot. You can follow him at
www.twitter.com/jgfaherty, www.facebook.com/jgfaherty,
http://about.me/jgfaherty, and www.jgfaherty.com.
Thursday, February 07, 2013
The Heist
After a vicious robbery at a theme park, the callous gang leader, Greg Armstrong blows up a rollercoaster to aid their escape, resulting in eighty-seven deaths. Months later, Kurt Vaughn and his family are enjoying a day out geocaching, but Kurt is about to discover that there’s more to the treasure hunt than he realises as the caches supposedly lead to the stolen money, and the crooks are on the trail. Now Kurt and his family find themselves pawns in a far more deadly game.
Novella approximately 24k words.
(For budding sleuths and those who like puzzles there's a bonus puzzle at the end of the story that leads to a webpage to play a mini text adventure. It ideally requires a Java enabled web browser for one part, although the game will work without.)
Amazon.com
Amazon.co.uk
I'd wanted to write a story that involved geocaching, and this is what I came up with. Now as geocaching is basically a form of treasure hunting that involves GPS, I thought it might be cool to try to incorporate a puzzle based treasure hunt. I achieved this by creating a mini text based adventure that can be found by cracking the code at the end of the story, which leads to a webpage where the interactive element begins. I hope people enjoy it!
Novella approximately 24k words.
(For budding sleuths and those who like puzzles there's a bonus puzzle at the end of the story that leads to a webpage to play a mini text adventure. It ideally requires a Java enabled web browser for one part, although the game will work without.)
Amazon.com
Amazon.co.uk
I'd wanted to write a story that involved geocaching, and this is what I came up with. Now as geocaching is basically a form of treasure hunting that involves GPS, I thought it might be cool to try to incorporate a puzzle based treasure hunt. I achieved this by creating a mini text based adventure that can be found by cracking the code at the end of the story, which leads to a webpage where the interactive element begins. I hope people enjoy it!
Labels:
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geocaching,
puzzles,
robbery,
text based adventure,
treasure hunt
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Warhammer 40k, Heldrake
Okay, the next model I've attempted to paint, is the Heldrake. The Heldrake is a mechanical flying creature, a Chaos fusion of flesh, metal and bone which preys upon both troops and vehicles alike. With a pair of huge claws that it uses to rip apart enemy units, the Hell Drake utilises surprise tactics to swoop down from the skies and deliver enemy troops to their doom. This one is fitted with a baleflamer, which spews daemonic fire.
It took me about three days to finish painting ( I made the mistake of assembling most of it first, which made it trickier to tackle), and I decided to have a little fun with it and mix it up so that it's not all one colour. All that's left to do now is the base.
Friday, January 11, 2013
Warhammer 40k, Chaos Cultists
Over Christmas, I've been painting my son's Warhammer 40k figures from the Dark Vengeance set. It was very relaxing painting them, although it did take me a long time. I think each small figure averaged about an hour to complete, and there were twenty of them in total! So far I've painted the Chaos Cultists, the Chaos Space Marines Dark Apostle (which was bought separately), and the Dark Vengeance Helbrute. As this is my first attempt at painting Warhammer figures, I know I've got a lot to learn, but these are my results so far.
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Merry Christmas
Well another year is almost over, and in the spirit of giving, here's a free Christmas gift in the form of a short story. Hope you enjoy it, and Merry Christmas one and all.
Jim Bloor
stared out of the grotto window at the shoppers ambling past outside, probably
spending far more than they could afford in the pinnacle of consumerism,
otherwise known as Christmas.
There was no way Jim was going
to get himself into debt in order to buy some crap that the recipient probably
didn’t want and didn’t need in the first place. No, he had far more important
things on his mind.
“Santa, are you listening?”
Jim stared at the kid standing
opposite him. He looked about seven years of age, the centre parting in his
hair giving him a quite severe expression. “Ho, ho, ho,” Jim said, “and who
have we here?” He glanced at the piece of paper stapled to the wall at his side
that listed the kids in the order they were lined up outside the department
store grotto. “Oh yes, Simon. And what do you want for Christmas young man?”
The boy stared with wide eyed wonder. “I’d like a...”
Jim stopped listening. He nodded in all the right places, but if the
truth be told, he hated all these greedy little kids. When he was young, he was
lucky to get a piece of fruit and a wooden toy. But then it wasn’t the kids
fault as much as the parents for buying him everything he asked for. He glanced
at the boys Mum and Dad standing in the doorway, grinning from ear to ear. They
pulled out a camera to take a picture, but a six foot elf (six fucking foot.
The store couldn’t even be bothered to get that right) pointed out a sign that
said photos were not permitted as Santa’s helper was the only one allowed to
take pictures, which they could then purchase for five pounds. That was on top
of the five pounds they paid for the honour of their bundle of joy meeting
Santa and receiving some plastic piece of crap made in China for a few pennies.
Their smiles faded for a moment, but then the father begrudgingly
pulled out his wallet.
Once the photograph had been taken, Jim reached into the blue sack and
pulled out a gift that he passed to the kid. “Now be a good boy, Robin—”
The kid frowned. “Simon, my name’s Simon.” He glanced back at his
parents, lower lip trembling petulantly. They stared back at Jim as though he
had just murdered their little one.
“Ho, ho ...” fucking “ho. Of
course it is. Simon. Santa makes a mistake now and again, you know the world’s
a big place and there are a lot of kids’ names to remember.” He smiled at the
parents in the hope that they would understand.
The kid’s father scowled. “Money we’re paying you think he’d do the job
properly,” he grumbled to his wife.
The kid tore the paper off the gift, threw the wrapping on the floor
and pulled his nose up at the cheap action figure that he held up between two fingers.
An itch started beneath Jim’s fake beard and the extra padding he was
wearing made him feel hot and sweaty where it pressed against his stomach. If
it wasn’t for the money he wouldn’t be doing this job. And the more he thought
about it, the more he realised the money didn’t cover the grief he had to
endure. A trickle of sweat rolled from underneath his Santa hat and he wiped it
away on his sleeve. As he brought his arm back down, his sleeve snagged the
fake beard and pulled it down.
The kid stared at him for a moment, and then his lower lip started
quivering. Next second he started bawling his eyes out.
“Outrageous,” the father said. “I want to see the manager.”
“Come here, Simon,” the mother added, holding her arms out to comfort
her son.
“Right, time to move along,” the six foot elf said, ushering the family
out. The green tights accentuated his skinny legs and knobbly knees. He looked
like a string bean. The kid’s dad glanced back and gave Jim a final withering
glare as though it was his fault. Jesus, he was only doing his job. What did
they expect for five pounds?
“He had to find out one day,” Jim shouted after them. He then sat back
and snorted loudly. He wished to God that his problems could be so minor.
A few minutes later the manager stormed into the grotto. His face was
as red as Jim’s coat. “I’ve just had my ear chewed by an angry parent. You’re
fired. Get your things. Security will escort you from the building.”
“You can’t do that,” Jim said. “I didn’t do anything.”
“You spoiled a kid’s dreams. Probably scarred him for life. I think
that’s enough.”
“But I need this job.”
“You should have thought about that before.”
“Before what?” Jim raised his hands in a questioning manner. “I didn’t
do jack shit. It was one kid with some stuck up parents making a fuss about
nothing.”
“That’s all it takes. Pack your stuff.”
Jim stood up and shook his head. “But I need this job for my kid.”
The manager shrugged. “I’m sorry. I know what you’re going through, but
you’ve brought this on yourself.”
“You haven’t got a clue what I’m going through,” Jim spat, but he knew
it was useless arguing further. Department store Santa’s were two a penny and
stupid as it seemed, people would be queuing up to take his place.
“Well you can shove your job up your ass,” he said as he stormed away,
tugging the beard off and flinging it to the ground. He thundered past the
crowd of people waiting outside. “And what are you looking at?” he shouted. “Santa
has left the building.”
Mum’s and Dad’s shielded their kids and tutted loudly. He heard
murmurings of ‘disgraceful’ and ‘shouldn’t be allowed’ as kids started bawling.
Jim quickly changed into his own clothes and then exited the store. Outside
he stared at the twinkling lights that adorned the street and the shop windows.
He resented the fact that he was probably paying for them through his taxes when
he could hardly afford to pay the bills for his council flat. If his life was a
book, then it was a shitty read.
He stomped along the pavement, muttering underneath his breath at the
unfairness of it all. Christmas. It was a crap celebration anyway. How could
any responsible parent fob their kids off with such lies? They were only
setting them up for heartache when they found out the truth. And they were
instilling in their kids the belief that it was alright to lie. That’s it was okay
to believe a fat old bastard broke into their house each year and left
presents. The reality was that if anyone broke in, it would be to take, not to
give. Christmas was a joke, but he wasn’t laughing. It was no wonder the world
was in such a mess. Parents lied about so many things. The tooth fairy, Santa
Claus, compatible organ donors. A tear rolled down his cheek. He pictured his
daughter, Rebecca, still believing that a heart would be found in time.
Jim was doing his best to help, but it wasn’t easy.
He spotted the family up ahead that had just resulted in him being
sacked from his job. They were standing on the corner of the street. The father
was talking on his mobile phone. Anger coursed through Jim’s veins as he
watched them. After the father put his phone away, he kissed his wife on the
cheek, looked at the watch on his wrist and said something to her before
nodding and walking away.
Jim followed him at a discreet distance. The man walked past the shops
and entered the multi-storey car park at the end of the road. He walked through
the doorway and started up the stairs. Jim jogged after him, the smell of piss
tainting the air. Half way up, he caught up to the man and without hesitating,
he pulled the extendable baton from his coat pocket and whacked the man over
the head as hard as he could. The resultant shock coursed through his arm and
he watched as the man collapsed and tumbled back down the stairs. Jim jogged
after him and crouched beside the fallen man and struck his head again for good
measure. Then he checked he was still breathing. Satisfied that he was alive,
he searched the man’s body for his wallet and took out a credit card. He then
pulled out a prefilled organ donor card and pen from his own pocket and copied
the man’s signature as close as possible onto the card and then put both cards
back in the man’s wallet before exiting the building and heading for a callbox
where he rang for an ambulance.
He knew that if the man wasn’t registered on the organ donor registry
they might not take much notice of the card, but if it was pointed out to the
family that he was carrying the card, then hopefully they would acquiesce with
his wishes. But all of this was dependent on the man making it to hospital
while still alive, and then being pronounced brain dead so that his organs
could be harvested. Then there was the issue of compatibility. It was all a
long shot, and so far, none of Jim’s attempts had been successful.
But it only took one, and he wasn’t going to stop trying. Of course,
some of the victims had died after being struck, so their organs were useless,
and others had survived without severe brain damage, but he had slowly honed
his skill of judging how hard he needed to strike the victim to produce the
results he required.
After making the anonymous call, Jim hurried home.
When he arrived at the flat, he hung his coat up behind the door and walked
through into the lounge. His wife, Tracey looked up. “You’re home early,” she
said.
Jim didn’t have the heart to tell her that he had been sacked, so he
shrugged. “It was a slow day so they let me go early.”
Tracey frowned. “A slow day at Christmas?”
“How’s Becky?” he asked, changing the subject.
“She’s okay.”
“Any calls?”
“No, should there be?”
Jim shook his head and stared at the small, artificial Christmas tree
in the corner of the room. A set of LED lights twinkled away on the branches,
the glow reflecting from a few sad looking baubles and lengths of tinsel. It
looked pathetic, and they only erected it to try to maintain the festive spirit
that none of them felt.
Jim walked across the room and knocked on his daughter’s bedroom door
and then entered. The curtains were partially drawn, and grey light filtered
through the gap, illuminating his ten year old daughter’s face, accentuating
her pale skin. She sniffled as he entered, and turned her head on the pillow to
look up.
“Hi Dad.” She produced a faint smile that faded on her lips.
Jim sat on the edge of the bed and leaned over to kiss his daughter’s
forehead. “How you feeling, sweetie?” He squeezed her hand. She felt so cold.
“I’m okay.”
She started panting slightly and Jim stroked her hair.
He sat with her, praying to hear the phone ring, but it remained tauntingly
silent. After a while he left the bedroom and picked up the receiver, just to
check that it was still working. He contemplated calling the hospital, but he
couldn’t question them about new possible donors without giving away his
misdemeanours.
He collapsed onto the chair in the corner of the room and stared at the
window. Darkness pervaded the grey sky and the temperature had dropped. All
across the city, lights twinkled in myriad houses, where happy families sat
preparing for the big day. Jim knew that if a donor wasn’t found soon then his
daughter probably wouldn’t see Christmas.
Raised voices attracted his
attention, and he realised there were Carol singers at his door. He listened to
the words as they sang Joy to the World.
Tears rolled down his cheeks. Tracey came across and squeezed his
shoulder.
“It’s not fair,” he said. “Why us? Why our Becky?”
“I don’t know. It’s just the way it is I guess.”
“No God can exist that would let this happen. She’s just a baby.”
The carollers stopped singing and there was a knock on the door. Tracey
walked across the room and opened the door to give them some money.
Jim contemplated the lyrics he had just heard:
No more let sins and sorrows
grow,
Nor thorns infest the ground;
He comes to make His blessings
flow
Far as the curse is found,
Far as the curse is found,
Far as, far as, the curse is
found.
Well they were certainly cursed. How many more people was he going to
have to kill in order to try to save his daughter?
Tracey was
watching the television when the call came. She immediately rang a taxi and
then rushed into Becky’s room. “They’ve found a match,” she said, choking back
the tears.
Becky stared open mouthed. After
a moment, she said, “Where’s Dad?”
“It’s Christmas Eve, so he’s at work.
I’ll ring him now and he can meet us at the hospital.” She proceeded to ring
Jim’s mobile number, but it rang through to the answering service. She guessed
he was busy playing Santa, so she left a message.
By the time they reached the
hospital, she still hadn’t managed to contact Jim.
“I want him here,” Becky said.
“So do I. But don’t you worry. He’ll be here by the time you come out
of the operating theatre.”
“Promise?”
“Of course.”
She watched them wheel her
daughter away, and then proceeded to the waiting room. She sat and stared at
the door, then tried ringing Jim again. Still no answer. Magazines decorated a
table top, so she picked one up and thumbed through it, but she couldn’t recall
anything she read, so she put it back down. Her heart was racing and her
fingers tingled. She couldn’t think about anything other than her daughter.
Movement caught her eye, and she noticed a nurse and a police officer walking
towards her. “Mrs Bloor?” the nurse asked.
Tracey frowned and nodded. “This was delivered to reception for you.”
She handed across an envelope.
At the same time, the police officer started to speak: “Mrs Bloor, I
have some distressing news.”
Confused, Tracey tore open the envelope and pulled out a sheet of
paper. As she read, tears filled her eyes, the police officers words fading
into the background:
My darling Tracey. You’ve got to believe me when I say that everything I
did, I did for Becky. I love her with all my heart.
Merry Christmas, Jim. XXX
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Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Keep on running and writing.
RUNNING
Well a month ago I participated in the JCB Mud Run. While I had great fun, and the event raised over £30,000 for the NSPCC, I ended up spraining my ankle. #*%$ So the accompanying picture is not an elephants foot, but mine the day after.
This put me out of action for a couple of weeks, but I’m back to training again now, albeit slowly as the ankle still hurts and it's slightly swollen four weeks later. I need to continue training though as I’m entered for another couple of races next year, Hell in the Middle in February: http://www.hellrunner.co.uk/hell-in-the-middle/and Wild Warrior in March: http://xrunner.co.uk/events/wild-warrior-obstacle-course-race/ I never imagined myself taking part in obstacle/trail races like these, but I have to say they are great fun and I’d recommend anyone who fancies it that they train for it and then enter one to give it a go, but just make sure you tread carefully, otherwise that might be your foot too!
SIGN OF THE TIMES
Signs and advertising hoardings, they can be found everywhere, but they don’t always stand the test of time, as shown by these old ones I came across. The first one makes me think that there must have been a mad rush to train as a boot maker, and the second one is either a serial killer advertisement or the next fad in food!
WRITING
I’ve just finished the first draft of a crime novella called The Heist. I haven’t done as much writing this year as I would have liked, but I hope to remedy that next year, and The Heist will be my first release of 2013. Further details will follow in the New Year.
BOOKS
Finally, here's a couple of books that I'd like to recommend. The first one is a short story collection by David Riley called, His Own Mad Demons. This collection of five stories has a central theme of devil worship, but the stories go much deeper and are well worth reading.
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Next up is Tim Lebbon's Coldbrook, where a group of scientists lift the lid on a Pandora's box when they open a gateway to a parallel universe, but what comes through is not what they are expecting.
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Monday, November 05, 2012
Tae Kwon Do black belt grading and Hell up North
Well I’ve had a busy couple of weeks. First my son and I
took our Tae Kwon Do black belt grading, and I’m extremely pleased to say we
both passed. The actual grading itself wasn’t as stressful as the pre-grading,
which was longer and far more strenuous (or at least it felt that way). Now for
anyone who’s ever contemplated taking up a martial art, I’d strongly recommend
that you do so. I love attending the classes and it’s a great way to keep fit.
I guess the biggest hurdle is actually getting up the courage to attend that
first class.
You expect everyone is going to be an expert and you’re going to
end up looking a fool, or worse, end up with broken bones and black eyes, but
everyone you’ll see started the same way. They were all complete beginners at
one time. And if you can overcome that initial fear, you could end up enjoying
it as much as I do. I’m far from being the best in the world at it, but that
doesn’t matter. I give it my all every time I go, and as well as helping keep
you fit, it helps you make new friends, helps with flexibility, core strength,
self esteem and self confidence, which is worth the price of admission alone. So
what are you waiting for? Chop chop.
While training for my black belt grading, I was also
exercising for my first race, Hell up North www.hellrunner.co.uk which I participated in at the
weekend. I’ve only been running for about a year, and most of that was on flat
roads, so I was more than a little nervous about competing in a race that
comprised trail running up hills, through rivers and mud. And you have to
remember that at 47 years of age, I’m no longer a spring chicken, but I do feel
fitter than I ever have.
So as for the actual race itself, I loved every minute of it
(okay, perhaps there were a few doubts when I was standing up to my waist in
water for 20 minutes or more, stuck in a queue of people and it felt as though
by balls were going to drop off). I completed the near 12 mile course in 3
hours 7 minutes. I’m guessing my time would have been around 2 ½ hours if I
hadn’t had got caught up in the queues, but I guess with thousands of
participants, it was only to be expected.
I’m now running again in next weekend’s JCB Mud Run, but I’ve
already registered for Hell in the Middle next February. Hopefully I’ll beat my
previous time. Bring it on ...
As for writing, I hadn’t done any for ages with all the
training I’d been doing, but I’ve now
started again, so hopefully I’ll have something to report on that front soon.
But here’s a short interview I did recently: http://thegingernutcase.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/interview-five-minutes-with-shaun.html
Now back to my training ...
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Saturday, August 04, 2012
Adventures in a VW T4
Although we are seasoned campers, we have now upgraded from
a tent to a VW T4 that’s been converted to a camper. The banner across the
windscreen calls it the Flying Banana, so it’s not hard to guess what colour it
is (I don’t think my son, Callum understands though, as he said it should be called
the Flying Apple. Presumably he just thought it had to have a fruit connotation
regardless of the colour).
We field tested it last weekend by spending a couple of days
at the Haven site in Hafan Y Mor. When camping in a tent, you get used to how
things work, so it took a while to readjust to the size of the van. It will
also take a while to learn how to pack appropriately, with what we do and don’t
need to take as space is limited. Although there’s a rock ‘n’ roll bed for Deb
and I to sleep on, I purchased a cab
bunk for Callum which you suspend across the front doors, but as he’s almost as
long as the bed already, I’ll be looking to convert the van by making it into a
pop top, but I’ll have to do a bit of research to find a reputable company to
do the work.
As for how we coped, it was actually good fun and very cosy. The thing I never liked about camping was the hassle of putting the tent up and down, especially if it’s raining, and it’s obviously so much easier to park up and be done - although we have got a drive away awning with the van, but haven’t tested it yet as I didn’t think it necessary to erect when we were only stopping for a couple of days. We shall be going away in it again in a couple of weeks, so I might test it out then. But for now, the Campervan adventure(s) have got off to a good start and I’m looking forwards to our next trip.
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Day by Day
My latest story, Day by Day is now available. This story is a departure from my usual stuff. It's still dark in nature, but it's more mainstream. A percentage of any profits from this story will be donated to a children's charity to help those affected by sexual exploitation.
Day by Day
Tired of living in her older sister’s shadow, Tina enjoys the attention of her mum’s new boyfriend, Trevor. He treats her like an adult, introducing her to alcohol and drugs. But Trevor has an ulterior motive, the consequences of which will tear her life apart.
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Friday, June 08, 2012
SUMMER OF ZOMBIES GUEST BLOG TOUR: Anatomy of a Zombie by Dave Jeffery
Zombies. I
love ‘em, point of fact. I guess that is all well and good, but I think I need
to explain why. After all, they are not everyone’s cup of Darjeeling. As I have found when discussing the genre at
conventions, the genre produces the marmite effect amongst the horror
community. Some suggest that the genre is literally dead, one idea rehashed
time and time again to serve the masses of zombie fans that exists the world
over.
It certainly
is a prime marketplace at the moment, the hunger of fans appears as insatiable
as the undead themselves. Zombies are now mainstream, included in car
advertisements and kid’s cartoons. We have to admit it, zombies sell. There are
many indie writers jumping upon an already burgeoning band-wagon. Some results
are genuinely absorbing, astonishingly good reads. Others are, well, let’s just
say, zombie literature, like the movies, has a variety of standards.
I need to be
clear that I have written in other genres and these books have not proven as
successful in terms of sales as Necropolis Rising, my zombie novel released
through Dark Continents Publishing in early 2011. I have to say that the
success of this book was not as readily apparent as my need to write it. I had
always wanted to write a zombie novel but made the decision to put things on
hold until I had a premise that would not piggy-back existing literature and
would bring something fresh to the table. Once I was happy with the plot-line
the rest sort of fell into place. This was where I discovered being a fan, not
an exploiter of the genre, came to the fore. You see, writing the book was
easier because I was such a fan. I was aware of the lore and the interplay
needed to make the story work for many of those hardcore zombie zealots, as
well as draw in traditional horror fans who usually gave the genre a wide
berth. Overall this has worked well (see the enthusiasm for the piece on www.zombiefiend.com) and is certainly informing the sequel, due out early 2013.
As a fan it
has also been useful to have knowledge of those elements within the traditional
approach to zombie literature that I needed to avoid in order to make the
premise of the book fresh. Out went the post-apocalyptic setting. Whilst I have
visited this in stories such as Ascension? (Hersham Horror Books) and Daddy
Dearest (Wild Wolf Publishing), the concept of an apocalyptic setting for the
book left me uncomfortable, the discussions of countless forums returning in
strength.
But as any
zombie fan knows, the real essence of the genre lies in the human dynamics
throughout a story. Now, before a multitude of authors jump up and down and
shout out about how this is important to any storyline, I argue here that no
other horror genre has such a commensurate focus on the effects on the human
condition. What I mean is: zombie
fiction is totally and utterly about people. No monsters rising from the deep,
no ethereal entities haunting folk to the point of madness. None of these
things. just people, those who were
and those who are, and how they have
to survive. Any elements of horror rests in how they engage in the latter.
Zombies in their need to feed, survivors and how they maintain any semblance of
humanity.
And what
constitutes humanity in a world that no longer functions? People will always
matter.
Always.
Such nuances
can meld into any zombie storyline - post apocalyptic or not - and it this, I
would suggest, that has contributed to Necropolis Rising’s overall success as a
project. This is why I love this genre above all others and why I will always
come back to it, irrespective of the marketplace or where my muse takes me in
the years to come.
Until then,
I shall accompany Armand Rosamilia, Ian Woodhead, Todd Brown, Mark Tufo and
John O’Brien, my fellow Summer of Zombie cohorts, and try to spread our passion
for all things zombie throughout June and July 2012.
All that
remains is to say a big thank you to Shaun for allowing me to stop by and
witter on. Read his stuff, he’s great!
Dave Jeffery
June 2012
Thanks, Dave. And you can purchase Dave's work here: Amazon.co.uk and here: Amazon.com
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